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[raynebowranger]

Some stuff I gacked from the notice board at work! The first is OLD! It's been there since before I started in Sept 2004!

A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED

Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work:
- 12% on Monday
- 23% on Tuesday
- 40% on Wednesday
- 20% on Thursday
- 5% on Friday

And PLEASE, always help me to remember that when I'm having a bad day, and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes:
- 42 muscles to frown,
- 28 to smile
- but only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone on the mouth.

ADVICE - INNER PEACE

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished... and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin' good I feel. You pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace!

Hardly anyone has responded to THIS and that makes me sad ;.; it's a screened post so only I will see your details, so go, go, go fill it in.. I'll give you cookies!!