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Wooooooooooooo I'm an IFer...are you?!?!....NO...Being and IFer is NOT the same as being an MFer...well okay maybe it is...but still!!!

( Become an IFer )

Ian "The Genius" Hetherington is mighty and all must bow down to him and his army of flaming monkies!!!

Okay so now I'm done worshiping the Cult Leader...and the SWE World Heavyweight Intercontinental Xtreme Hardcore Donut Champion, I will talk about other...things...

If you have not already done so, you should 1) Listen to Jeff Hardy's statement and 2) read the transcript...

Imag-I-Nation Statement by Jeff Hardy

Okay...so...
1) JEFF HARDY IS NOT GAY...he is merely....unique...
2) Real American is a class song!!!
3) IFer's are NOT gay...Thomas Richard Frederick Monte!!!...At least the Genius has followers AND the title!!!
4) D'lo Brown and Mark Henry need shooting
5) Regal used to have GAY music

On a more serious note...I spoke to Julie last night for the first time in over a month and we got a whole 10 minutes on the phone...*sighs*

Jessi wuv you hunny *snuggles* I wrote a couple more poems last night...they're not very good though...They're over on my other LJ...I still need to get around to write your letter...I just haven't had the inspiration? passion? and it'll be a really crap letter if I'm not in the mood...I also wanna send some of my doodles that I've been doing lately...Remember, Jeff's left hand is yours, his right is mine!!! You rock my world chickadee!!!

Lor...Love you hunnykins...I lurve being your lil Sugar Cube hehe...You rock!!!

Jenny...I'm glad we had our "talk" the other night...I'm so glad we made up, you are the best and I love ya to bits (non-lesbian way of course...we all know you have Kurt and Albert)...

I drew a swirly evil tree on Tom's arm the other day and we got pen everywhere...But the tree looked cool...I can't get replicas to look the same though *pouts*...It was fun drawing on Tom...He better not lose contact when we leave school...We gotta open our Swirly Things Tattoo Palour and become wrestlers on Tough Enough 38458

Went swimming last night and did 52 lengths of the pool which equals 1300m in just over an hour and ten minutes...I'm actually feeling the effects in my shoulders this week...but that's probably because we didn't go last week...But I'm not so out of breathe as I was when I started...which is a good thing

Well now I must go and worship the ground Ian walks on some more because he is GENIUS, GREAT and MIGHTY!!! *goes to buy Ian pizza*

( Transcript...I've put it here at the bottom because Tom and Ian won't read past it otherwise )

Yay!!! My Baby and I have been together 12 months today *grins* I love her so much!!! I am so glad we have made it through all our problems to be here!!! Love you baby gurl!!!

We were looking at a poem in English today and it reminded me of Chris

To One in Paradise
by: Edgar Allen Poe

Thou wast all that to me, love,
For which my soul did pine-
A green isle in the sea, love,
A fountain and a shrine,
All wreathed with fairy fruits and flowers,
And all the flowers were mine.

Ah, dream too bright to last!
Ah, starry Hope! that didst arise
But to be overcast!
A voice from out the Future cries,
"On! on!"- but o'er the Past
(Dim gulf!) my spirit hovering lies
Mute, motionless, aghast!

For, alas! alas! me
The light of Life is o'er!
"No more- no more- no more-"
(Such language holds the solemn sea
To the sands upon the shore)
Shall bloom the thunder-blasted tree
Or the stricken eagle soar!

And all my days are trances,
And all my nightly dreams
Are where thy grey eye glances,
And where thy footstep gleams-
In what ethereal dances,
By what eternal streams.

Ian, Tom and I are gonna try to get tickets to go to Road to Insurrextion...If we can it will rock!!! People like Austin, Rob Van Dam, Kane, Booker T, Trish Stratus, Test, and a load of others...will be there...Matt isn't set to be there but I hope it changes and he's there *nods* that would be cool...My mum's gonna phone up for the tickets as soon as they go on sale!!! And we are gonna ask my brother if we can stay at his house!!! I am so gonna have to restrain Tom if Booker does the Spineroonie

Oh dear...Ian has been gone one day and already Rachel and I have gone insane...haha...We spent our entire lunch time popping a big sheet of Bubble wrap...then 5th period when we both have free's we finished popping it...we tried all different ways of popping it...Normally, with bottles, stepping on it, Rachel jumped on it, squeezing it, twisting it, Mr Bamford the Head of 6th even joined in...

But things got worse...we then played Imaginary Cheat...as Ian has the real cards...*puts down 27 Aces*...OK sounds worse than it was....maybe...

We then stole some drawing pins from across enemy lines (Toms common room) to pin our bubble wrap to the wall...I bet it's gone tomorrow though *pouts*

I had to go the entire day without my Mattitude partner in crime...I had no one to greet with the V1 symbol...must not let the power of the Mattitude die while Ian is gone...even choking Tom out wasn't too satisfying

I drew icons and notepads and coasters in IT...the fun of Artwork with computers.....I hate this unit of work...so boring....GIT (Gay I.T) as Tom would call it!!!

I get to start my english coursework tomorrow hehe YAY...I get to write the story of the Ring from Pip's viewpoint and how it changed his life GO ME!!!

I got my letter from Frodo today *smiles* 16 pages long hehe...Hunny I LOVE my cards, and I love the poems *huggles* you are so talented girl!!! I also love the sketches, I showed my mum, I loved the elves!!! They rocked!!!

I should write to my other hobbit girl soon!!! Hehe, my hobbits rock so much!! I think they are both great!!! *huggles Jen*

I love Julie so much...we haven't really talked all that much in the last few days *sighs* I hope there's nothing wrong...I feel distant from her *pouts*

I feel really ill *pouts* My stomach feels like it's been through an entire hardcore wrestling match...it is so sore *cries*

I went to school and did lots of work in I.T...or G.I.T as Tom has renamed it (Gay Information Technology)...I hate C/W...I can't wait until it is all finished!!!

Ian and I had a nice talk about wrestling earlier...it was fun. just the two of us!!! *flashes the V1 sign* we found a way to annoy Tracey *does it again* Mwahahahaha....I want a steel chair so Ian and I can wrestle with it...

I want to learn to play the Harmonica...it is such a pretty sound *smiles*

I'm glad my Frodo is getting better, I luv her!!! She wrote me such an amazing poem, I loved it hehe, she rocks!!!!
I hope she liked my letter, and I hope it didn't bore her to death haha

I got Pete's number and address today...I can't wait until he's down again...Mark is still here...he's gone cold with me again...oh well

I have to make a Christian icon for my hun, she is cool, she is so much fun haha...and just as into Jeffy Slash as me...haha

I got to talk to Julie for a few minutes on the phone earlier YAY...She sent me the most romantic thing yesterday *huggles her* I wish we could be together on Friday...I hate Valentines Day *pouts*

I didn't go to school today, I had a migraine and a tummy ache so i stayed in bed...I had to nip into Sleaford though to get some hay and sawdust for Bubble...He seriously needed cleaning out!!!

I also nipped into the bookshop and got a book for mum and "Midsummer Night's Dream" for free...Too bad the shop is closing down though *pouts*

I cleaned Bubble out then went back to bed for awhile...Wrote more of Jess' letter when I woke up, it is now 9 pages and counting hehe...I hope it doesn't bore her to death...she rocks so damn much...I love my two hobbit girls, they are my best friends!!!

I love Julie so much, we had an arguement about Marc last night...I don't fancy him, I just wanna get to know him better, he is interesting and we have a lot in common...and I would just like to say to Rachel HE IS NOT AN ASSHOLE!!!...I thought I was going to lose Julie last night *cries*

I'm looking forward to tomorrow, I hope it goes ahead...I wish Paul Fenton would come down, he rocks, he is so great!!! I love him to bits!!!

Julie and I have been together 10 and a half months tomorrow yay!!! *kisses her*

I feel sick...I don't think my apple juice helped...I think I'll have some toast before bed to help!!!

I have to dye my hair again tomorrow when I get home from school, I hate school so much, especially when all we are going to be doing is reading the rest of "Educating Rita" *sigh* oh well...at least I have my outfit for tomorrow (if it goes ahead) sorted!!!