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Greetings and Salutations

Been awhile since I updated! So here's wishing everyone on my friends list and everyone reading this a belated Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year!

I hope that Santa Claus brought you everything you wanted!!!

I got some great gifts!!!

From my brother Jamea I got an exact replica of the sword Sting from the Lord of the Rings movie! It's beautiful! It's full weight and size and very sharp!

From Mum and Dad I got Return of the King: Visual Companion
Lita: A Less Travelled R.O.A.D (Reality Of Amy Dumas) - A very amazing book I might add!
Bottom: Live Tour 2003 - Weapon Grade Y-Fronts - Very funny and sick!

Unfortunately The Hardy Boyz: Exist 2 Inspire was out of stock :'(

From Jenny I got a beautiful bracelet - I lurve it hun!

From Lor I got lots of paid time and extra user pics on my RP LJs

I got some money and stuff from other family members which is cool!!!

Tom buggered off to Nottingham without me to live...the arse!!!

Anyways...nothing much to say right now...Love you alls!!!

Wooooooooooooo I'm an IFer...are you?!?!....NO...Being and IFer is NOT the same as being an MFer...well okay maybe it is...but still!!!

( Become an IFer )

Ian "The Genius" Hetherington is mighty and all must bow down to him and his army of flaming monkies!!!

Okay so now I'm done worshiping the Cult Leader...and the SWE World Heavyweight Intercontinental Xtreme Hardcore Donut Champion, I will talk about other...things...

If you have not already done so, you should 1) Listen to Jeff Hardy's statement and 2) read the transcript...

Imag-I-Nation Statement by Jeff Hardy

Okay...so...
1) JEFF HARDY IS NOT GAY...he is merely....unique...
2) Real American is a class song!!!
3) IFer's are NOT gay...Thomas Richard Frederick Monte!!!...At least the Genius has followers AND the title!!!
4) D'lo Brown and Mark Henry need shooting
5) Regal used to have GAY music

On a more serious note...I spoke to Julie last night for the first time in over a month and we got a whole 10 minutes on the phone...*sighs*

Jessi wuv you hunny *snuggles* I wrote a couple more poems last night...they're not very good though...They're over on my other LJ...I still need to get around to write your letter...I just haven't had the inspiration? passion? and it'll be a really crap letter if I'm not in the mood...I also wanna send some of my doodles that I've been doing lately...Remember, Jeff's left hand is yours, his right is mine!!! You rock my world chickadee!!!

Lor...Love you hunnykins...I lurve being your lil Sugar Cube hehe...You rock!!!

Jenny...I'm glad we had our "talk" the other night...I'm so glad we made up, you are the best and I love ya to bits (non-lesbian way of course...we all know you have Kurt and Albert)...

I drew a swirly evil tree on Tom's arm the other day and we got pen everywhere...But the tree looked cool...I can't get replicas to look the same though *pouts*...It was fun drawing on Tom...He better not lose contact when we leave school...We gotta open our Swirly Things Tattoo Palour and become wrestlers on Tough Enough 38458

Went swimming last night and did 52 lengths of the pool which equals 1300m in just over an hour and ten minutes...I'm actually feeling the effects in my shoulders this week...but that's probably because we didn't go last week...But I'm not so out of breathe as I was when I started...which is a good thing

Well now I must go and worship the ground Ian walks on some more because he is GENIUS, GREAT and MIGHTY!!! *goes to buy Ian pizza*

( Transcript...I've put it here at the bottom because Tom and Ian won't read past it otherwise )

Xtremitude V1: stupid aim
WyldMattHardy: *thwaps it* hehe
WyldMattHardy: *TWIST OF FATES IT AND SIGNALS YOU FOR A SWANTON* HEHE
Xtremitude V1: *climbs turnbuckle, taunts crowd, Swanton*
WyldMattHardy: *flashes the gunz and the v1*
Xtremitude V1: *gets up holding ribs, flashes gunz and V1*
WyldMattHardy: *raises your arm* and we rule once again. Oops bad ribs. *holds Jeffy, hears the crowd screaming*