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Things LOTR Characters would never say....
Aragorn: So, Legolas Greenleaf, huh??
Legolas: Yes
Aragorn: Did you know that "Legolas" in Elvish means "Greenleaf"???
Legolas: ..........
Aragorn: So your name is Greenleaf Greenleaf
Legolas: Shutup
~~~~~~Later~~~~~~~
Aragorn: *Picks up a leaf off the ground* Say, Look at this Legolas
Legolas: .........
Aragorn: Its you!!!
Legolas: Shutup