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« ★ K r i s t i n a ★ » ([personal profile] raynebowranger) wrote2003-01-17 10:38 pm

Worldwide Survey (From Ian)

Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the United Nations. The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:

* In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

* In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

* In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

* In North Korea they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

* In the Middle East they didn't know what "solutions" meant.

* In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

* And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant